But I want The Complete New Yorker just so I can read the J.D. Salinger stories that were never published again, anywhere else. It's only $61.11 on Amazon, which seems like quite a deal for 80 years of the New Yorker. On the other hand, I hate reading things onscreen, and I know the vast majority of the NY will go untapped forever for that reason.
Want to know something even worse? It crossed my mind to give my father the thing for Christmas, then go over to his house and read the Salinger stories.