Not-so-little-R: (after hearing on NPR that "Curb Your Enthusiasm" begins its fifth season tonight) Wow! "Transformers" is in its fifth season too!
Not-so-big-R: Hey, I like the new, non-stained throw pillows.
MomVee: M., why are you putting on your pajamas at 3 o'clock in the afternoon?
M: (with a look of infinite patience) They're my pretend soccer uniform.