I have to get fingerprinted at Sagem Morpho because I volunteer at the children's school. The less said about that, and about the diocese's "plan" to "protect" children, the better.
No, the thing I couldn't have made up is this: on the form you fill out before you register online for your fingerprinting appointment, it says "Gender" and then offers three choices: Male, Female, Both. See, I almost said swear to God, and that would probably be wrong.
Don't even get me started on the fact that it should say "Sex," not gender, because I am a person, not a noun...
Lord Peter was so right.
Also, Sagem Morpho can't deal with anything but Internet Explorer. No Safari, no Firefox.
So many things to complain about, so little time.