100 Things About Other People
I think this is my favororite:
44. I cut my head open with a sharp knife while trying to kill a housefly with that same knife.
Although I also like number 85: I once made 100 phone calls in a day to a guy's house when I was in junior high school. Just to hear him answer the phone. The police came. The family didn't press charges.
Link thanks to Terry Teachout.