Sunday, July 10, 2005

Dorothy Parker, You Said It


If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;

Or had I some poison gas,
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love.

But I have no lethal weapon-
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!
So they still are quick and well
Who should be, by rights, in hell.

--Dorothy Parker

Yeah, have I mentioned how much I hate doctors?
I'm in the anger stage now. Clearly.

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