Some things that make me cry, in increasing order of absurdity:
1. When Gene Autry sings "Santa Claus knows we're all God's children/That makes everything right."
2. The key change in Dolly Parton's "Hard Candy Christmas."
3. When the chipmunks sing "We can hardly stand the wait/Please Christmas don't be late."
4. The neighing sound at the end of Boston Pops' "Sleigh Ride."