Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Urgent Memo To Aaron Sorkin

Don't do it!

Not yet. Yes, Matt and Harriet are adorable. Yes, we want them to get together. But slow down, tiger. Once you get them together it's over. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron. You're nine years older than me. You must remember what we learned from Sam and Diane, from David and Maddie. It's the worst kind of shark-jumping there is. Save it for the third season when the show is already past its expiration date.

And forget about the together, apart, together, apart, together, apart...that's for daytime dramas, buddy. I stopped watching those years ago. Okay, four years ago, but still. I woke up and realized Guiding Light was never going to have a happy ending.

If you're not careful I'll switch over to books entirely.

1 comment:

misswg said...

I'm *so* with you... I thought the exact thing after last week's show, when they intimated that it might happen on the preview for this week.